At the end of each school year, my band director hands out these gag awards to everyone in the band. They tend to be creative and reflect someone’s personality or an inside joke. I post it here because it is technically an award. I received it my sophomore year, May of 2021. 

The backstory of this is when I went to Conference Honor Band in 2021, at Bishop Neumann HS. Some of the seniors were jokingly looking through the teacher’s stuff in our homeroom, but of course, they didn’t steal anything. They mainly sat in the nice office chair the teacher had. So, my band director put this for me, even though it would’ve applied more to the other students. What makes it a little funnier is my name is spelled wrong too- well, then you can definitely say it’s a gag gift then!