Think about this through the mindset of a science fiction writer: what if children were an infectious disease? What happens if you’re diagnosed with children? Would it be like cancer, an incurable disease? Those questions are how this whole video production started, so take this lightheartedly. So, in making fun of infomercials and how children can take a toll on someone as bad as a health condition, this sketch was born. 

When your distastefulness of young kids meets some theatre teenagers with video editing skills, you get this video. Don’t get me wrong, kids are fun and are a blessing from God, but don’t put me responsible for raising anyone else’s youth. It’s not my forte. 

Music/song credits: Sad Emotional Piano Music by DS Productions

“When I Grow Up” by CrusaderBeach Solo Piano